If I Were King

jackbellis.com
1 min readApr 16, 2024
  1. “Wensday,” “Febuary,” and maybe “libary,” and “goverment.”
  2. All food product labels would have the percentages listed of the top three ingredients, and all sugars must be added together… no hiding their total weight by listing them separately.
  3. Legal settlements that occur after a case is brought to the public legal system MUST be disclosed to the courts, and available to the press. This means that if you sue someone, you can’t be forced to keep the settlement hidden once you involve the courts… and conversely, you can’t force someone to hide the settlement. And no conditions can be placed on the speech of defendants or plaintiffs.
  4. All clothing sizes would be “descriptive,” not “symbolic,” … meaning that shoe sizes, for instance would always be by inches or centimeters, not bullshit things like “children’s size 8.” If you look at some sneaker labels, you’ll see various notations, and at least one of them is often a descriptive value… not an idiotic, contrived system.
  5. All electronic devices would have a little slot in them where the minimum printed instructions are inserted. On my Genie garage door opener, they have performed this small miracle.
  6. Every Bluetooth device would have its default name and button/method for initial discoverability printed on its manufacturer’s label.
  7. Every device that connects via Wifi, such as a microscope, would have it’s initial Wifi network name and default password printed on its manufacturer’s label.

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