Inspired by Key and Peele’s video “Boarding a Plane Shouldn’t Be This Hard ,” https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qhxlZC8BZJ4 Attendant: Oh, I see you’ve moved over to take the empty window seat, sir. We’ll have to redo your amenities. Would you like our optional armrest service? Half, full, none? Traveler: What? Oh, no the…