13 Things Little Donald Can’t Do

1. He can’t manage the world’s greatest manufacturing economy to make a billion Q-tips.
2. He can’t organize the world’s foremost collection of life science organizations and experts to produce a national strategy to fight a deadly disease.
3. He can’t make a sympathetic speech.
4. He can’t put on the appearance of a good husband.
5. He can’t empathize with individuals, groups, a television audience, or the people of the nation he has become president of.
6. He can’t run a profitable business, despite many tries.
7. He can’t stop making idiotic sales pitches even when it causes people to die.
8. He can’t bring people together even when the greatest possible circumstances for self-sacrifice are delivered to his doorstep.
9. He can’t stop a germ from killing more Americans than all but 6 other calamities and wars, despite having months of warnings.
10. He can’t implement a disaster preparedness plan that was explicitly laid in front of him in calm circumstances.
11. He can’t negotiate successfully with the rest of the world’s economies to obtain medical tests.
12. He can’t muster the intellectual power to understand and take seriously a risk even when multiple people and sources tell him in advance of its calamitous threat.
13. He can’t put on the appearance of a good father.

His administration’s ONLY skill is writing blank checks.

Let’s re-elect this guy.